Pretty Little Liars Saison 2 Épisode 15

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Lucas behaves choose a le total weirdo; Garrett attempts venir um…’act’; and Emily got glass in her hair!

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We begin the episode immediately after thé failed affrontement with A. Ours pretty little liars ont A’s cabinet phone, which is locked under password protection. And then, the téléphone portable starts à ring… (it’s most likely A’s momma, warning around curfew~)

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Instead de answering the phone, thé girls decision to phat a game of pass the chaud potato. Spencer is prefer “OMFG amie GUISE prize IT~”, while aria does nothing except venir gawk at the téléphone portable with her *ARIA eyes O_O*. Climate Emily randomly blurts out “WHY ME!? i GOT GLASS IN ma HAIR!!!” ont if it’s some kind du irrefutable defence in a court of law. Et Hanna is favor *facepalm* but she doesn’t finish the appel either!

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Emily accuses elle friends parce que le being tardy to auto party. The différent girls tous respond with a barrage de excuses.

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Aria: I’m grounded for lyfe! D:Spencer: my ex-boyfriend won’t arrêter stalking me! D:Hanna: Kate is moving à Rosewood. Yeah, mien dad and Isabel gained married, et now they’re looking pour a house here in Rosewood. Haricot de soja now I oui more than une monster in my life, okay? i win! D:

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Emily: no YOU DON’T! je WAS nearly KILLED!!! THESE are NOT HIGHLIGHTS, HANNA! THIS IS GLASS IN mien HAIR!

*lmao*

If we are maintaining scores, i think Emily had it way worse 보다 the différent girls throughout the season. Sorry Hanna, marqué you don’t get to complain about how much urlifesux until your list of murder attempts include drowning in a bassin (lol Paige), carbon monoxide poisoning, and nearly getting your head sliced éteindre with a garden rake!

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My favourite aller about this illustration is Emily’s deflection technique, because elle jumps to her default réagir every time somebody provokes her.

“Emily, are you injured???”“I obtained GLASS IN ma HAIR. WHAT do YOU THINK!?”“Emily, did elle see je vous demande pardon happened???”“I acquired GLASS IN mien HAIR. THAT’S quel HAPPENED!”“Emily, what are amie talking about???”“I acquired GLASS IN my HAIR. YOUR question IS INVALID.”

See, it never ceases à be funny~~~

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Phone hack0r Caleb comes to the rescue! auto girls enlist his aid in order venir retrieve any kind of personal information from A’s cabinet phone. Ns don’t even know why these bitches are pretending to look at the computer screen, oui if they have any understanding of comment technology works.

Spencer: *pointy finger* What’s the number?Caleb: Spencer…that’s the current date et time. -_-”Aria: and why is over there a folder nous your desktop computer labelled ‘XXXHannaWet’?Caleb: Look, je don’t ask about your shit, elle don’t ask around mine!

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Hanna is wake up to comprendre Caleb connected in the téléphone hacking, due to the fact that this show has a tendency à kill éteindre any personalities who ~*know as well much*~ plot information. And bad fémoral happen to toutes les personnes who come too close to learning A’s identification (see: Dr. Sullivan, likewise Emily vs. Garden Tool last episode). Ont the seulement un liar in a steady partnership right now, elle would like to keep sa love attention alive for oui long as possible.
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It seul took two seasons à la Papa Montgomery à notice his teenage daughter has a ridic wardrobe, none ns which is appropriate for high lécole attire. Hey tells aria to placed on an outfit that doesn’t have her target hanging out of elle skirt.

Aria: since when go I ont a dress code, dad?Byron: Uh, since we became aware ns who amie might it is in dressing for, so change your clothes. (lol that’s nice bitchy)

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Byron: BTW it might be nice if your clothing don’t have année easy access zipper from her boobs to your thighs. Please stop dressing choose you’re année invitation card.Aria: WTF DAD!? Men’s pants oui zippers too, and you don’t see me gunning for every crotch around town!Byron: O_OAria: O_OElla: no HELPING. Choose YOUR BATTLES. Marche INTO YOUR room NOW.
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Can someone tell aria that the Halloween illustration was a couple of months ago? due to the fact that there’s ne sont pas other chance to wear that ginormous sparkly spider necklace. No to couvert that thingy nearly looks favor it’s suck out life force indigenous Aria’s body!
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Being a persistent stalker pays éteindre in thé end. Spencer throws away Wren’s handkerchief and ran right ago into Toby’s six pack abs (…where is Wren btw? castle didn’t even bother venir explain his absent with part half-assed excuse like lock did with some différent characters.)

It didn’t take long avant Spoby room making out once again. And now we sait the truck’s seating is good pour both vertical and horizontal purposes!

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Spencer: *heavy panting* Can i come up for some air, sir?Toby: DID je SAY STOP!?!?!?
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While Spencer and Toby were having sexytimes inside the truck, they watch Garrett outside auto doorstep, right now in a heated argumentation with Jenna. Those two are feuding ambiguously over something that had actually happened, et how lock shouldn’t ont trusted ‘this guy’ to à faire their ‘operation’. Your exchange peut faire or may not it is in a red herring to A’s activities – you decide.
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This is additionally the tons time we’ve viewed Garrett speak in anything other than a boring monotone, et um…let’s just say auto results aren’t *pretty*.

Garrett: stop PUNISHING ME and OPEN auto DAMN DOOR. PLEEE-EEEASE!!! NOOOO JENNA, DON’T cave UP!!! W-W-WAIT A SECOND!!! *dramatic sigh* DAMMIT! :|

(To be fair, not even the le meilleur actor have the right to elevate this kind of shit writing. And trust me, this guy is nowhere close to classified oui a meilleur actor.)

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In another scene, Garrett and Toby spend some time bitching around Jenna. Garrett doesn’t recognize why she’s unexpectedly PMSing nous him haricot de soja much, and Toby is favor “oh gurrrl, elle should ditch the chienne while elle still have some dignity left~”
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Toby: elle can seulement walk away, Garrett. Ns did.Garrett: thé difference is I’m in love with her. Et if I oui to store proving that à her, ns will.

OMG comment can anyone say that with a right face? je feel embarrassed also typing the end Garrett’s lines. Some ns the creating in this episode just makes je wanna… *projectile vomit*

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Being continuous tormented et nearly obtaining killed nous multiple occasions oui affected Emily’s studies. This chienne actually asks her teacher to push back her make-up test because elle hasn’t learned enough!

Ms. Montgomery: *sigh* comment about tomorrow?Emily: ns can’t. I’ve neighborhood service for beating up my meilleur friend.Ms. Montgomery: how about suivant week?Emily: how about never?? ^_^Ms. Montgomery: how about a zero? ^_^

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Before dismissing elle delinquent student, Ella can’t withstand asking: “POP QUIZ! Is mien daughter hiding any divers shit from me? si I’m gonna it is in a grandmother, je would like an advanced warning please.” Emily replies in defense of her friend: “Aria has actually been thé same dumb chienne before and after she mettre Ezra, haricot de soja nothing changed. You should calmer be proud ns her.” and Ella seulement merely *sighs*
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Speaking de Ella, she delivered a *killer line* in this episode that had me in stitches.

Ella: how did this family go from a happy Christmas map in europe to this fractured deceitful mess? Greetings indigenous dysfunction junction! That une can’t aller to school because he’s as well depressed. And this one only walk so she can cétait une date her teacher.

*roflmao*

I think that could actually rival as one de the bitchiest zingers anyone ever said nous this show. Bravo, Mama Montgomery!

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Meanwhile, laria is making use of Hanna’s cell téléphone to leave behind lovey-dovey phone un message to elle Ezra-poo.

Aria: omg bb ns miss u soooo much *twirls hair* Like, my sapin is end because tu aren’t in it, y’know? *fiddles with gigantic araignée necklace* ma parents aren’t gonna appel the police so that’s a good start, right? je really think they’re comes around venir us being together, so yayayay! *fingers crossed* xoxoxo ttyl luv u forever~~~

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As always, aria has read thé situation with elle parents completely wrong. The seul reason why they haven’t called thé cops so tarif is à protect Aria’s reputation ont the lécole slut. In fact, papa Montgomery actually endangered Ezra à keep his child molesting hands away from his daughter, jaune else thé po-po are gonna arme à feu his ass down!
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It doesn’t assist that Byron noticed auto unmade bed in Ezra’s apartment. There’s only une reason why any bachelor would certainly keep two pillows nous his bed, et it ain’t because hey got them from a buy-one-get-one-free sale!
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This episode’s unintentionally funniest exchange arisen when Hanna drops de Ezra’s office to express her condolences.

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Hanna: Look, ns know what’s walk down with Aria’s parents. Et I seul want à say thé rest du us don’t feel the same way. Two people who amour each divers that lot should it is in together.

*cue thousand Ezria ventilateurs weeping ont they clutch your pearls*

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Ezra has an absolutely mortified expression on his face afterwards, oui if he’s thinking “OMG. I’m taking amour advice native a ~*TEENAGE GIRL*~. Who most likely writes fanfiction and thinks true love comes in auto form ns a glittering vampire. This is rock bottom, Ezra Fitz. You’ve fight a new meugler in her life.”
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“BITCH IT’S OVER~~~~~”

Dumping your jailbait girlfriend over the telephone. Classy.

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And aria is like *sob* *sob* *sob* LEMME marche PUT nous MORE yellow NAIL polishing TO express MY AGONY.

I’m not even gonna importer worked up over yet un autre Ezria break-up, because you seul know the montrer will uncover some ridiculous way parce que le them venir be together again. Ugh.

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Byron and Ella cope through Aria’s indiscretions par pairing her up with the tons age-appropriate boyfriend they might find. Presenting Holden, a childhood friend around the neighbourhood!

Byron: remember him, Aria? hey taught you how to drive a bike! perhaps Holden can show you how to mount something else, quel eh eh?Ella: Who demands training wheels as soon as you oui condoms, ohohohoho!?

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And aria is like “Um yeah, you’re around ten years too young for me, kiddo. But I’ll pretend à like elle anyway even though I’ll clearly hook up with Ezra behind mien parents’ backs. Joli to accomplish you, my new placeholder boyfriend!”

Any guesses to comment long till Holden gets auto Danielle treatment nous the show? will this basic chienne even last deux episodes du a storyline arc? Sean, Ben, Alex and other longue forgotten love interests soon await him.

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After school, Spencer asks Emily si she’d like to snoop approximately Jason’s house to remind thé viewers that cette still exists. Marqué Emily has ar service, aria is grounded à la lyfe, et Hanna is pissed off that elle boyfriend has gained involved.

Spencer: Hanna spent toutes les personnes of chem class drawing pictures of moi in a pointy hat and a wart on my nose! (I wanna SEE this PICTURES)Emily: She’ll get over it. Offer elle your lake house. Elle needs part serious affronter time with Caleb.Spencer: mien lake house?Emily: Yeah, castle already fabriquer some memories on that couch et in auto living room. ;)

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Except Spencer didn’t sait about Hanna’s extracurricular tasks on her family property. *lol

Emily: She…she didn’t appel you? *nervous* kbai~

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Caleb voices his concerns that Hanna has been keeping secrets from that (regarding A). So, she decides the best way à reassure elle boyfriend is venir throw him a lunderground SURPRISE date of birth PARTY!!! Because much more sekrits is exactly je vous demande pardon they require in their connection right now!
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Hanna et Lucas room studying à la a history test. When i say studying, the scene consisted ns Lucas creating his notes on suggestions cards, when Hanna gushes about comment she’s gonna hurt Caleb in Spencer’s lake house… with room service… et a whole caisse of condoms.

She also asks Lucas à help her organize the lunderground birthday party at thé lake house. He’s reluctant venir follow auto plan, going choose “Pfft, didn’t tu want auto last episode? ns have année ONLINE GAMBLING addiction STORYLINE comes up. I ain’t got non benjamins à spare parce que le a party, fool!”

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Nonetheless, elle eventually coerces Lucas into helping, because chaud girls temporisation to oui a beaucoup of persuasion puissance over dorky men who are privately pining parce que le them.

Hanna: Of course I require you. You’re his meilleur friend! (It’s quite sad parce que le anyone to have Lucas oui a best friend, no?) You’re roomies! You’re prefer Patrick et Spongebob! (Which one is which!?)

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As part of their neighborhood service, Emily et Spencer are working at a suicide hotline, aka. Hearne to est différent people’s an individual lives and gossiping around them afterwards.

Is everyone bothered that these adolescents are handling the crisis phone lines??? have the right to they choose anyone less qualified to aller the job? Imagine si you’re nous the verge ns death, seul to listen Spencer cackling nous the other end ns the phone. Yikes. O_O

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During your gig, Spencer et Emily uncover that Lucas dubbed into auto hotline. Cette almost sound like hey was working under A’s command, et now cette feels guilty about his misdeeds, cible knowing this démontrer it’s probably some *red herring* venir throw us éteindre the scent.
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Despite elle friends’ concerns, Hanna refuses venir listen venir their sound logic. She’s like FALALALA~ LUCAS IS my BACK-UP love INTEREST. Ns REFUSE à ACKNOWLEDGE HIM oui A faisabilité A SUSPECT.
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While Hanna freaks out over auto party preparations, Mona asks if she yes, really ordered twelve pizzas toutes les personnes with vert peppers nous them, because noel happens à be ~*allergic*~ (you might think this is unimportant information, marqué I’m hoping it’s his Achilles hoe in the future). Hanna denies placing auto order though, and this mix-up never gets resolved…

OKAY WTF PRETTY au sens propre LIARS??? It’s mauvais enough that elle leave a gazillion loosened ends everywhere, marqué now even the clôture delivery has à be a fucking unsolved mystère too!?

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Spencer pulls the end her best Nancy Drew, compare photographs hacked from thé cell phone, et discovers that A had actually visited elle lake house before! auto mystery continues to thicken…
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Out ns nowhere, Lucas pops up et goes hello I’M A giant CREEP who COMES venir PEOPLE’S ATTICS UNANNOUNCED. Signal THE SCARY BACKGROUND musique PLEASE.
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That nosy bitch Emily listens in to Lucas’ latest appel téléphonique at thé crisis hotline. Elle probably misinterpreted his cry à la help ont a veiled threat à hurt Hanna instead (and that’s why you don’t allow unqualified adolescents work at these hotlines!)

His précisément words are: “I’ve made a decision and I’m not waiting. I ont to take care ns this tonight. Marqué I just keep seeing elle face, and how hard it’s gonna be to lose her. Forever.”

And toutes les personnes Emily can hear is: “IMMA death THIS chienne TONITE. Bye BYE HANNA FOREVER.”

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Instead de keeping a close eye conditions météorologiques Lucas, who Emily suspects might be a danger to her friend, elle decides to seul *wander away* after their cryptic dialoguées at thé party. Yep, it’s like she knows Hanna is at risk, cible Lucas is together a irrégulier that Emily can’t even stand being approximately him pour too long. His loser stench is simply that strong! -_-”
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What he’s thinking: This is it, Lucas. You’ve seen cette happen in a dozen du the romcoms amie watched passant par yourself. You ont the girl of your rêves sitting throughout from you, toutes les personnes alone, on a boat, under this beautiful moonlit night. This is perfect. Might there be a much more romantic location à la your profound love confession? elle go, stud!

What she’s thinking: oh my god, why didn’t je bring my rape whistle with me!?

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Hanna didn’t devine anything dorn with her friend Lucas, but then hey started acting all creepy and antsy approximately her. His nervous power is making sa feel nervous as well. Ce doesn’t help that they’re both alone in auto middle ns the night, when secluded nous a faraway boat…
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Well, at the very least they used venir be nous a boat ensemble until Hanna’s defense system kicked in! hey couldn’t also finish his sentence: “Hanna, ns need to appel you I’m année online gambling addic-” and SHE WHACKED elle OAR right into LUCAS et KNOCKED HIM éteindre THE FUCKING BOAT!!!
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*lmao*

But hélas my god, poor Lucas. Ns don’t à savoir whether to laugh at him or feel sorry for him. Possibly a little bit of both.

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Hanna manages à swim back to shore, lot to sa friends’ relief. However, Lucas is nowhere to be seen. Je doubt he’s dead jaune anything, even though Hanna did spank that pretty hard with auto oar!
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Heyo, Noel’s exposed nipples come out venir play! Oh, et I guess: v Mona was there as well. Apparently, our favourite power coupler just happened to go for a convenient dip in the lake, which peut être or pouvez not be a rouge herring to any suspicious foul phat – elle decide.
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When Caleb ultimately arrives at his own party, he’s like “WTF is walking on? O_o” and Hanna is like “Happy birthday! Your current is the I’m still barely alive!”